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Who would you chose for a family baby sitter?

peashooter85:

Megan

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—Honor roll student

— 2 years babysitting and childcare experience

— 1st chair clarinet player

— Wants to go to college to be a pediatrician

Sandy

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—Star high school Athlete

—Plays Volleyball and Basketball

—Recommended by neighbors

—Gold Award Girl Scout

Rasputin

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—Claims to be able to heal diseases and predict the future with magic powers.

— Immune to poison and resistant to bullets

— Favorite pastimes include orgies and alcoholism

— Might have sex with your wife

vintagegal:
“ Dorothy Dandridge, 1955
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vintagegal:

Dorothy Dandridge, 1955

librius:

librius:

librius:

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hey so uhhhh when are we kicking this spoiled fucking child out of the office

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holy shit

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welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

trashboat:

trashboat:

trashboat:

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

think i might be lonely

suprchnk:

a girl with a fat ass would never have treated me this way

sunjis:

“In 30 years, I hope that we age along with our music. We may be walking separate paths, but I’d love it if we could get together once in a while and hold a concert under the name of 2NE1. No matter what we do, we won’t be leaving music.” – CL

tomato-bird:

 “I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!!”  - Charles M. Schultz

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sesoolay:

sesoolay:

sesoolay:

Kpop was a fucking mistake yo.

Like the literal lack of self awareness that some of you motherfuckers have is beyond astounding. Someone posting a tweet with the threatening to commit suicide isn’t the time to fucking tell people to promote your faves and their achievements ya dipshits. Do you think that your favorite idols would be happy to see y'all acting like a bunch of fucking crackheads and tell someone it’s good thay they’re trying commit suicide? No. They’d be absolutely mortified. Not mention this once again proves how fucking antiblack and ugly this fandom. Y'all really think constantly harassing a black woman on and off Twitter is cute? It’s not and anybody participating in it is a bigger asshole than I thought they’d be

Also to y'all who are out here thinking that cracking jokes about Jonghyun’s death is something that’s acceptable to do, I hope y'all fucking choke. Y'all aren’t cute and you aren’t achieving anything but furthering cementing the shitty reputation the kpop fandom already has. You’re the reason everyone thinks kpop fans are a bunch of fucking freaks and honestly I don’t blame those people for thinking that. Not when y'all are acting like this.